Yet Another Rani Day
hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

plasticbagvevo:

when you hear somebody talking about one of your interests

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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via blythebrooklyn)

holy fucking shit

(via reinventingmysoul)

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

davediddlystrider:

sixpenceee:

Thermal recording of the ALS ice bucket challenge (source)

this looks like people dumping buckets of black magic clothes onto their bodies

2damnfeisty:

radicalrebellion:

funnyordie:

via Cop v. Black Guy

I can’t even laugh…cause this shit is true

I can’t laugh either. Realest thing ever.

shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

dutchster:

get rich or die 9 times trying

unsharpenedguillotine:

Scaredy cats

sincerelyadora:

awkward-at-best:

literally me if i get married

Perfect lol